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|Height:||175 cm (5' 09")|
May the road rise up to meet you
- When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems likes a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than an hour. That's relativity.
- And now, for your morning exercise. Ready? Up, down, up, down, up, down. And now the other eyelid.
- I am fanatically tidy. I may only have one book in my library but at least it's in alphabetic order. Is a joke. I have more than a book...
- You can always tell the host at a party. He's the one watching the clock.
- Customer: Does this dog have a pedigree?
- Pet-show owner: Listen, if this dog could talk, he wouldn't speak to either of us.
- What a salesman! He could sell underarm deodorante to the Venus of Milo!.
- So how there the exam questions?
- They were easy. It was the answers I
had trouble with.
- People go on holiday to forget.
And when they open their suitcases, they realize they have forgotten a lot, indeed.
- And I never forget the firsts words I said in a theater.
- What were they?
- Peanuts! Popcorns! Icecreams!
This is a small lot of humour.
I hope that you likes it:))